The cat doesn't really have a name, which I found after I had already exchanged several emails with his human
owner. "Kitty" doesn't somehow seem enough -- I have a penchant for epic names. If, as one of my professors argued, Old English found refuge in Ireland and heavy metal lyrics, it seems logical to me that the grand names of the past should be adorned with whiskers.
When he arrived, he seemed to me a bit of a Stanisław: something about him reminded me of the
last king* of Poland. After our little misadventure in the middle of the night (he threw up all over our couch), I didn't think so anymore. He has since made it up to us by a great deal of purring, peaceful sleeping, and good toilet manners. And a wikipedia search yielded a better name for him.
This little guy looks like a miniature
żbik (
felis silvestris silvestris), with that same pattern of gray stripes and exceptionally furry ears and paws. In reality he probably is the fruit of an affair between a tabby cat and a Persian, unless he's a European expat, like us.
But now we call him Mały Żbik, which his human companion would most likely find unpronouncable.
He's made our Thanksgiving break very special, not just because of all the laundry and disinfecting the couch.
* Yes, I know that the last king of Poland was actually a Russian czar, but I don't accept it.